Appeler

Right, this here is Appeler. Unless you're a cave dwelling loser you're gonna need this to talk about calling, because in it's infinitive this means: TO CALL

Important because it's likely you're gonna have to arrange something at some point in your life when you take that trip to Paris or Lyon on The Alps (if your rich).

So here's how you're gonna remember it, and remember you need to work up your senses and really think about what I'm about to right for you.

So imagine that for some unknown reason you're at a play (get it, Appeler!!) It's a famous one, Romeo and Juliet to be exact, with all the world star cast from the shitty movie remake. Oh shit it's starting.

Leonardo DiCaprio walks on stage to recite the famous opening in lines.

"In fair Vero..."

Holy shit, don't panic. There's a giant bulge in your pocket and it's fucking vibrating and ringing. Everyone is looking at you and your panicking, you can taste the salty sweat dripping into your mouth.

Leo is staring you straight in the eyes and you frantically pull out this bulge, it's a fucking apple phone (APPELER!!) you're confused but you manage to cancel the call.

Leo coughs and begins again, "in...". Your giant apple phone is growing bigger and ringing louder with every phone call. This happens a few times, each time growing bigger and louder.

Everyone is tutting at you now and Leo is not happy. He brings on the whole cast includig the sexy woman and they start pelting you with apples. Right in the face. You cover your face and run out, the whole time being pelted by giant fat apples.

You get outside to take a breath and your fucking fat apple phone rings again really loud waking up pretty much the whole country. You open it again and you have a message.

NAME: LEO DICAPRIO

MESSAGE: HAHA totally owned U.